Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.