Januar 6, 2021 Household physics |Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here…
Januar 6, 2021 Dad will never say |Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ‚bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for…
Januar 6, 2021 Defining teenagers |A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on…
Januar 6, 2021 At the public pool |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.“Everyone knows,“ the mother lectured him, „that from time to…
Januar 6, 2021 Mothers taught us |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…“If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store…
Januar 6, 2021 Grocery shopping |A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section,…
Januar 6, 2021 Woman is on a bus |A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: „That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.“In a huff, the woman slammed…
Januar 6, 2021 Guests for dinner |The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him…
Januar 6, 2021 Delivering a baby |A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor…
Januar 6, 2021 Naming your child |There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma….