Januar 6, 2021 Marriage quotes 10 |I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn…
Januar 6, 2021 Marriage quotes 08 |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every…
Januar 6, 2021 Marriage quotes 07 |Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give…
Januar 6, 2021 Marriage quotes 06 |Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.Marriage is…
Januar 6, 2021 Marriage quotes 09 |Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your…
Januar 6, 2021 Marriage quotes 03 |This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And…
Januar 6, 2021 Hard of hearing |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, „Windy, ain’t it?““No,“ the second…
Januar 6, 2021 Good & bad news |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: „I have good news and bad news, what would you…
Januar 6, 2021 Recently seen |Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us…Inside: … We had to stay up…
Januar 6, 2021 Marriage quotes 05 |The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and…