Januar 6, 2021 An old occupation |What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors never die, they just…
Januar 6, 2021 Stock market report |Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a…
Januar 6, 2021 Must help the wife |Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. „Boss,“ he says, „we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife…
Januar 6, 2021 Sleeping on the job |Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. „They told me at the blood bank this might happen.“ 14. „This…
Januar 6, 2021 Workplace insanity |HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. Find out where your…
Januar 6, 2021 Corporate lingo list |Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:We have no time…
Januar 6, 2021 Never say it at work |TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring…
Januar 6, 2021 Boss wants too much |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently,…
Januar 6, 2021 Pick a starting salary |Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, „And what starting salary were…
Januar 6, 2021 Drummer problems |A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance…