Januar 6, 2021 Useful work phrases |USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Thoughts from work |Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary. He said in a rage, „Is…
Januar 6, 2021 Evaluating employees |RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: „Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.“ „His men…
Januar 6, 2021 The last day working |“You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……“You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, „What’s this?“, you realize you…
Januar 6, 2021 Pay for your past bills |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that…
Januar 6, 2021 The office happenings |Quote from a recent meeting: „We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done“.Quote…
Januar 6, 2021 The job security quiz |The job security quiz will help judge how long you’ll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss appears…
Januar 6, 2021 Company buzz words |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90’s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Murphy's work laws |MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don’t be irreplaceable, if…
Januar 6, 2021 Have a life after death |“Do you believe in life after death?“ the boss asked one of his employees. „Yes, Sir.“ the new recruit replied. „Well, then, that makes…