Patenting A Peach…

A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- „you can’t patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!“And the farmer says, „Oh no. Not THIS kind of peach. Go ahead, try it!“ So the patent officer takes a bite, and then- „oh, wow! This is so good! It tastes like- blackberry pie!“And the farmer says „Yeah, and Do you like vanilla ice cream?Well then you gotta flip it over & try the other side“.So the patent officer does and he’s like-„Man! that really does taste like vanilla ice cream!I can’t believe it!“So then the farmer looks around a bit and lowers his voice almost to a whisper, and says: „Psst! Have you ever tasted pussy?“ „Oh yeah, I’ve eaten plenty of pussy!“ „And you like it, right?“ „Yeah I LOVE the taste of pussy“ says the patent officer, starting to get excited.The farmer says, „OK, then take a bite, right there“ So the patent officer takes this HUGE bite, and then his eyes widen & he spits it out all over the place.“Oh, Yuck! That tasted like SHIT!“ & the farmer says „shoot,…I’m sorry- flip it over & try the other side!“