Pick-Up Lines Galore!

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.Nice legs….what time do they open?Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want 1 more?I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a BIG BREASTED BED THRASHER, have you seen one?I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight.Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.My friend wants to know if YOU think I’m cute?