|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play! Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?It was a cup draw! Where do football directors go when they are fed up?The bored room! A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?“Were the crowd not behind you“ asked the reporter“They were right behind me all right“, said the manager, „But I managed to shake them off at the station!“ Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
