Real news headlines 10

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For Next August Blind Bishop Appointed To See Lingerie Shipment Hijacked–Thief Gives Police The Slip L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide Patient At Death’s Door–Doctors Pull Him Through Latin Course To Be Canceled–No Interest Among Students, Et Al. Diaper Market Bottoms Out Croupiers On Strike–Management: „No Big Deal“ Stadium Air Conditioning Fails–Fans Protest