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Religious jokes

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in
dire
trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious
financial
trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.
He goes
into the synagogue and begins to pray

„God, please
help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some
money, I’m
going to lose my house as well, please let me win the

lotto“.

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

Jacob goes back
to the synagogue.

„God, please let me win the lotto, I’ve lost
my business, my house
and I’m going to lose my car as
well“.

Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!!

Back to the
synagogue.

„My God, why have you forsaken me?? I’ve lost my
business, my house,
my car and my wife and children are starving. I
don’t often ask you
for help and I have always been a good servant to
you. Why won’t you
just let me win the lotto this one time so
I can get my life back in
order???“.

Suddenly there is a
blinding flash of light as the heavens open and
Jacob is confronted
by the voice of GOD himself:
„JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE,
BUY A DAMN TICKET“

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