The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: – has to work hard; – has to work at great depths; – has to work upside down; – has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; – has to work in a high humidity environment; – has to work at high temperatures; – does not get weekends and holidays off; – does not get time off after extra hours of work; – has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.Request DENIED for the following reasons: – does not work 8 hours in a row; – does not answer immediately to all requests; – does not have a degree; – after a short activity period, falls asleep at work; – shows no fidelity to the workplace; – retires too early; – does not work at all unless pushed from behind; – does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.
