A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two acceptable excuses for late projects:1) A certified medical excuse2) A death in the student’s immediate familyA smart-ass student raised his hand and asked, „What about extreme sexual exhaustion?“As expected, this caused an explosion of laughter.After the class had settled down, the professor froze the student with a glaring look and said, „Well, in that case, I guess you would just have to learn how to write with your other hand.“
