A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and
shoots
the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager
shouts,
„Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you
didn’t pay for
your sandwich!“
The panda yells back at the
manager, „Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it
up!“
The manager opens
his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda: „A tree
dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black
and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.“
