Restaurant jokes

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered
fish. The waiter
brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the
other. One of the men said
to the other, „Please help yourself.“ The
other one said „Okay“,
and helped himself to the larger fish. After
a tense silence, the first
one said, „really, now, if you had
offered me the first choice, I would
have taken the smaller fish!“ The
other one replied, „What are you
complaining for; you have it,
don’t you?“