This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded andpublished in the Far East Economic Review: Room Service: „Morny. Ruin sorbees.“ Guest : „Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.“ RS : „Rye. Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??“ Guest: „Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs.“ RS: „Ow July den?“ G: „What??“ RS: „Ow July den – fry, boy, pooch?“ G: „Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please.“ RS: „Ow July dee bayhcem – crease?“ G: „Crisp will be fine“ RS: „Hokay. An San tos?“ G: „What?“ RS: „San tos. July San tos?“ G: „I don’t think so“ RS: „No? Judo one toes??“ G: „I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what’judo one toes‘ means.“ RS: „Toes! toes!..Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlishmopping we bother?“ G: „English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‚Toast.’Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.“ RS: „We bother?“ G: „No..just put the bother on the side.“ RS: „Wad?“ G: „I mean butter – just put it on the side.“ RS: „Copy?“ G: „Sorry?“ RS: „Copy…tea…mill?“ G: „Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.“ RS: „One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honeysigh, and copy….rye??“G: „Whatever you say.“ RS: „Tendjewberrymud“ G : „You’re welcome“ Have a good day
