Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, „That’s it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver.“Sam’s wife looked at him sadly and said, „Sorry Sam, it’s for after.“