Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. „Listen to this,“ she said. „There’s a classified ad here where aguy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.“ „Hmmm,“ her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, „Would you swap me for a season ticket?“ „Absolutely not,“ he said. „How sweet,“ Sarah said. „Tell me why not.“ „Season’s more than half over,“ he said.