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Sex drive is too high.

A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, „So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?““Yes, Doc,“ the old man slowly responded. „My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered.“This took the doctor quite by surprise. „You’re 84 years old, and you’re in fine health for a man of your age, and I know men half your age who would kill for a problem like that. So, why are you complaining?“Well,“ the old man said, „I see all these sexy nurses at the home, and when I go for a walk, I see all these cute honeys all around, so that’s why I’m here, Doc. I want my sex drive lowered.“Still confused, the doctor said, „I would think that at your age, you wouldn’t complain about a high sex drive.““Doc,“ the old man said, „You don’t understand. I need my sex drive lowered from here,“ pointing to his head, „to here,“ pointing to between his legs.

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