HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She does not TEASE or FLIRT – She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. She is not DUMB – She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She has not BEEN AROUND – She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She does not GET YOU EXCITED – She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT. She is not KINKY – She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER. She does not have a KILLER BODY – She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE. She is not an AIRHEAD – She is REALITY IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY – She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She is not HORNY – She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS – She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. She does not NAG YOU – She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. She is not a SLUT – She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS – She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE – She is a LOW-COST PROVIDER.
