Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in „that’s a shame“)?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a „crying shame“?A: There was an empty seat.Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?A: An offer you can’t understand.Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?A. In the cemetery.Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don’t you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?A: Because deep down, they’re really good people.Q: What does a lawyer use for birth-control?A: His personality.Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass.
