These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a scientist’s door: „Gone fission.“ Sign in a taxidermist’s window: „We really know our stuff.“ Sign in a podiatrist’s window: „Time wounds all heels.“ Sign in a butcher’s window: „Let me meat your needs.“ Sign on used car lot: „Second hand cars in first crash condition.“ Sign on fence: „Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.“ Sign in a car dealership office: „The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.“ Sign over a cannibal’s hut: „I never met a man I didn’t like.“ Sign in a muffler shop: „No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.“
