These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a hotel. „Help! We need inn-experienced people.“ Sign in a science teacher’s room: „If it moves, it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.“ Sign in butchers window: „Pleased to meat you.“ Sign on auto body shop: „May we have the next dents?“ Sign at the dry cleaner’s window: „Drop your pants here.“ Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: „Reserved for plant manager.“ Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: „The manager has personally passed all the water served here.“ Sign in a Norwegian lounge: „Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.“ Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: „Please do not disturb further.“
