These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s Student center Bathrooms: „If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.“ In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey „Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance.“ Road sign in Roosevelt, Utah: „Rest Area Next Right“ – the next right leads a person right into to a cemetery. A sign in the local opportunity shop says, „If your going to steal, then smile for the camera.“ While stopped at an intersection I noticed a man standing on the corner in front of a Burger King. He was holding a ign that read „Will work for food.“ If he had only looked up, he would have noticed that the Burger King sign directly a bove him read „Now hiring.“ At an office: „This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises,bonses and promotions.“ SEEN ON A BILLBOARD ALONG A HIGHWAY: „Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.“
