A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, „Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes mind if I ask how you got yours?“ The other guy says, „Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, ‚I’d like two tickets to Pittsburgh,‘ I accidentally said, ‚I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh’….so she socked me a good one.“ The first guy replied, „Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, „Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.‘ But I accidentally said, ‚You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.‘
