A old snake goes to see
his Doctor.
„Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days“.
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in
2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor
he’s very
depressed.
Doc says, „What’s the
problem…didn’t the glasses help you?“
„The glasses are fine doc, I just
discovered I’ve been living with a
water hose the past 2 years!“