Submarine humor and fun

Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air! ——————————————————————————– Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander „Sonar – Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth“ „Conn – Sonar, I hold no contacts – how ‚bout you..?“ „Sonar – Conn, Supervisor to the Conn“ ——————————————————————————– QMOW: „Navigator we’re on a course for sea mounts.“ NAV: „Exec we’re heading for shallow water.“ EXEC: “ Captain, we’re running out of water.“ CAPT: „What, no water, …very well, secure the showers.“