A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, „Doctor, please come quickly. My husband just swallowed a mouse and he’s gagging and thrashing about.““I’ll be right over,“ the doctor said. „In the meantime, keep waving a piece of cheese over his mouth to try to attract the mouse up and out of there.“When the doctor arrived, he saw the wife waving a piece of smoked herring over her husband’s mouth.“Uhh, I told you to use cheese, not herring, to lure the mouse.““I know, doc,“ she replied, „but first I’ve got to get the darn cat out of him!“
