Sweet, Sweet Road Rage

An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for. The little old lady was so upset that she went up tothe man and said, „I was going to park there!“ The man was a real smartaleck and he said, „That’s what you can do when you’re young andbright.“Well, this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car andbacked it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into hisMercedes. The young man ran back to his car and asked, „What did you dothat for?“ The little old lady smiled and told him, „That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!“