There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll.He brought her back to the States and they were very happy.He always enjoyed looking at her rear end and telling her what a beautiful butt she had. Every day it was, „Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have.“ Every night it was, „Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have.“Well his birthday was getting close and she wanted to surprise him with a tattoo on her rear end that said, „Beautiful Butt.“So she finds a reputable tattoo artist and explains what she wants. Well the artist asks her to turn around and after a brief pause says, „There is no way I can get „Beautiful Butt“ on your tiny little beautiful butt.“ But I can put a nice „B“ on each cheek which will stand for „Beautiful Butt.“A bit disappointed, she agrees and leaves with her B’s. Well the big day arrives and after a candle light dinner, gifts, and a sip of brandy, she appears in the bedroom in her birthday suit, turns around and bends over.Quickly sitting up he exclaims, „Darling I love you, but who the hell is Bob?“
