„Hard drive“ — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.“Keyboard“ —- Place to hang your truck keys.“Window“ —— Place in the truck to hang your guns.“Floppy“ —— When you run out of Polygrip.“Modem“ ——- How you got rid of your dandelions.“ROM“ ——— Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.“Byte“ ——– First word in a kiss-off phrase.“Reboot“ —— What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.“Network“ —– Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.“Mouse“ ——- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.“LAN“ ——– To borrow as in, „Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.““Cursor“ —— What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.“bit“ ——— A wager as in, „I bit you can’t spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.““digital control“ — What yore fingers do on the TV remote.“packet“ —— What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
