The bored Swede

A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life ingeneral. He felt as there was nothing waiting for him in this life… …until one day, in the breakfast table, he was reading the morning paper,when he saw an article, which would change his life. It said: „…Scientist’s had found out, that somewhere in Africa, one could stillfind tribes of genuine cavemen, untouched by civilization. Only thingneeded was to find the correct cave and shout „Wohoo!!“ and the tribe wouldanswer to this call.““This is it!“ the swede thought. „This is what I’ve been waiting for! I’llsell everything I own, go to Africa, find these cavemen, and become richand famous!“And so he did. He sells everything, moves to Africa and starts looking forthe tribe. But cave after cave after cave, no answer. No cavemen. Until one day, yet another cave, and another yell: „Juhuuu!!“ And then heheard it! “ WWOOOOUU WOOOOOO !!!! “ „H?rregud!“ The Swede thought, „A whole tribe!“ And just as he was startingto run to the cave, he thought: „Now wait a minute. These are cavemen. Theydon’t wear any clothes, and I might scare then off.“ So he stripped his clothes off quickly, and started to run into the cave.And the following day, he was in the headlines all over th world: „Naked Swede ran over by a train in Africa“