The Confessional

Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, „Forgive me Father for I have sinned“…..“What have you done Tommy O’Connor“ said the Priest. „I had sex with a girl““Who was it Tommy?“ „I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin.““Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?“ „No Father, please forgive me for my sin.““Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?“ „No Father, I cannot tell you, please forgive me.““Well then, was it Sarah Martha O’Keefe?“ „No Father, I cannot tell you who it was.“ „Okay Tommy, go say 5 Hail Marys and 4 Our Fathers and you will be forgiven.“So Tommy walked out to the pew where his friend Joseph was waiting… „What did you get?“ asked Joseph. „Well, I got 5 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads!“