It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas were evenly done. It was now getting golden brown and juices were causing some flames to lick the chicken as he turned it.Just then, a drunk stumbled into the guy’s yard, looked at the scene and exclaimed…“Hey buddy, not only is your music box not making any music, but your monkey’s on fire!“
