The general went to the doctor for a physical…

The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions — age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.’Oh,‘ he mused, ‚It was 1945.“Isn’t that a long time to go without sex?‘ the doctor asked.’I don’t think so. According to your clock it’s only 21:13.‘