A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.“ He said. „The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.“When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.“Why, that’s amazing!“ the doctor said, „Did you follow my instructions?“The blonde nodded. „I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.““From hunger, you mean?““No, from skipping!“
