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The Physical

This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, „You look ridiculous; what on earth are you doing?“She says, „I just got the results of my annual physical and my doctor said I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.“ She starts laughing and jumping again.He says, „Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 55-year-old ass?“She says, „Your name never came up!“

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