The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.“Listen,“ said the shoplifter, „I know you don’t want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?“The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.The crook looked at the slip and said, „This is a little more than I intended to spend.Can you show me something less expensive?“
