The Suicide

There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, giving a report. In the background there was a man and a bridge.“I’ll bet you 50 bucks that the guy jumps off of the bridge,“ the brunette said to the blonde. „Okay, it’s a bet.“ A moment later, the man did jump off the bridge and the blonde pulled out 50 dollars. „I can’t take it.“ „You have to, it was a bet.“ „I really can’t take it. You see, I watched the 6:00 news and saw him jump then.“ The brunette was feeling very humble at this point.And the blonde said… „Well, I watched it too, but I didn’t think he’d jump twice!“