„This is my tryout for Nascar.“ „I’ve got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing.“ „That McDonald’s offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!“ „I’m trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV.“ „Cause those Gorditas rule.“ „Uh-Oh..Wapner’s on…I’m an excellent driver.“ „Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go.“ „Umm..I’m drunk?“ „Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that lousy Alannis Morisette „Uninvited“ song!“
