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There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, „Howfunny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the ass?“After a moment or two, the gorilla swung into action. He grabbedthe lion and started pumping away. The lion freaked of course,and jumped into the river. The lion came out of the water, roaring,he was really upset. The gorilla decided that it was a good timeto be somewhere else, and took off running. The gorilla knew he hadto think of something quick because he wasn’t going to outrun the lion.Just then the gorilla saw a hunter’s tent and ducked inside to hide.The hunter, reading the paper, was startled and ran out of the tent.The gorilla decided to pretend to be the hunter, he put on the hunter’sshirt and hat, and started to read the paper.A few minutes later, the lion ran in and thinking it was the hunterreading the paper, said, „Hey Buddy, did you see a gorilla run in here?“From behind the paper The gorilla answered, „You mean the one thatscrewed the lion in the ass?“Flabergasted, the lion said, „Holy Shit! It’s in the paper already?“

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