Three Nuns and the Statue

There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on Makeout Ridge, and they were, well, doing the obvious. So, here they were, naked as jay birds, when the guy suddenly says: „I need a cigarette.““But honey,“ his lover says. „The store closes in two minutes. You’ll never have time to get to the store, and get dressed.““That’s okay,“ He quips. „I’ll just run down there naked, and if anyone sees me, I’ll pretend I’m a statue.“So the young man ran down to the store, got two packs of cigarettes (this store was obviously in a heavy nudist area or something), and starts to run back. The car is in sight, and he has a few more yards to go, when all of the sudden three nuns round the corner. He panics, and freezes like a statue, his beloved cigarettes in one hand.The first nun walks over to the young man. „Oh! What a beautiful cigarette dispenser!“ She exclaimed. She sticks a quarter up his ass, pulls on his dong, and he drops a pack of cigarettes in utter disbelief.The second nun strolls over. „What an interesting cigarette dispenser! I must try it, too.“ She sticks a quarter up the young man’s ass, chokes his chicken, and he drops the other pack of cigarettes.The third nun was the unimpressed sort. She strode up, stuck a quarter up the young man’s ass, and yanked his monkey. Nothing happened. She pulled on his Element of Adam again. Nothing happened. She tried third time, and her eyes widened with sudden realization and surprise.“Oh, I get it! A lotion dispenser!“