HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice)Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing. For example: ‚If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.’Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.Reply to everything someone says with, „That’s what you think.“Dont use any punctuation in your emailsAsk people what sex they are. When they answer, say „are you sure“?Stand in front of your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
