Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral

Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. Nice service…where’s the keg? When did he die…really…hey Bob, you won the pool!!! Hey, we’re with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we’re looking for…oh, never mind. Don’t look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on. You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs. Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.