Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now.Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She had her baby in the spring.Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he’s back!How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.How do snakes end a fight? They hiss and make up.How do you clean ice off tall buildings?With sky scrapers.How do you get a frog off the back window of your car? Use the rear defrogger.How do you revive a drowning rodent? Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
