What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids.What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?A lawn moo-er.What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A south paw.What do you call a frightened scuba diver? Chicken of the sea.What do you call a monster with no neck?The Lost Neck Monster.What do you call a transvestite cow? A Dairy Queen.What do you call Eskimo cows?Eskimoos.What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer? A quackintosh.What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.
