Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, „Elton, what’s that?““That’s a ferry-boat, George my love,“ answered Elton.“Oooh!“ Squealed George, „I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn’t know we had our own navy!“