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Various animal jokes

A lady was walking down the street to
work and she
saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The
parrot said to her,
„Hey lady, you are really ugly.“ Well, the lady is
furious! She
stormed past the store to her work. On the way home
she saw the same parrot
and it said to her, „Hey lady, you are really
ugly.“

She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same
parrot again said
to her, „Hey lady, you are really ugly.“

The
lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she

would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied,

„That’s not good,“ and promised he wouldn’t say it again.

When
the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot

called to her, „Hey lady.“

She paused and said, „Yes?“

The
bird said, „You know.“

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