A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he’ll have a little fun…Cowboy: „Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?“Indian: „Dog no talk.“Cowboy: „Hey dog, how’s it going?“Dog: „Doin‘ alright.“Indian: shows extreme look of shockCowboy: „Is this Indian your owner?“ pointing at Indian.Dog: „Yep“Cowboy: „How does he treat you?“Dog: „Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.“Indian: shows look of disbeliefCowboy: „Mind if I talk to your horse?“Indian: „Horse no talk.“Cowboy: „Hey horse, how’s it going?“Horse: „Cool.“Indian: extreme look of shockCowboy: „Is this your owner? „pointing at Indian.Horse: „Yep.“Cowboy: „How’s he treat you?“Horse: „Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.“Indian: shows total look of amazementCowboy: „Mind if I talk to your sheep?“Indian: „Sheep Lie!“
