TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come in children’s sizes?9. No thanks, just sniffing8. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind7. Mom will love this6. Oh size won’t matter, she’s inflatable.5. No need to wrap it, I’ll eat it here4. Will you model this for me?3. The Miracle what?!? This is better than world peace!!2. $45 bucks?! You’re just gonna end up naked anyway!!!!And the number one thing that a man should NEVER, EVER say out loud in Victoria’s Secret is:1. Oh honey, you’ll never squeeze your fat ass into that!!!!!!
