Love ‚em or hate ‚em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or „groaners“ like some folks like to call them are fun. Try ‚em on your friends and relatives, but keep a straight face when you tell them and be preapared for GROANS… then you’ll see why they are called so… enjoy and pass ‚em on!Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln time.Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.Practice safe eating: always use condiments.I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Corduroy pillows are making headlines.Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome.Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.Banning the bra was a big flop.Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.Without geometry, life is pointless.When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
